Ollie Speaks

clientsfromhell:

Client: “We’re trying to watch the DVD with the advert on but we can’t hear it. We’re really not happy. You need to bring a new DVD over asap.”

Me: “What are you playing the DVD on?”

Client: “My receptionist’s computer.”

Me: “Does it have speakers?”

Client: “No, will you send some over?”

Me: “No.”