clientsfromhell:

Client: “We’re trying to watch the DVD with the advert on but we can’t hear it. We’re really not happy. You need to bring a new DVD over asap.”

Me: “What are you playing the DVD on?”

Client: “My receptionist’s computer.”

Me: “Does it have speakers?”

Client: “No, will you send some over?”

Me: “No.”

dailyme:

Tourists take a picture of snow falling in front of Rome’s ancient Colosseum, on Friday, Feb. 12, 2010. A rare snow is coating Rome, dusting church domes but making slick cobblestones treacherous. Rome was last dusted with snow in 2005. The last significant accumulation came in February 1986, when some 20 centimeters (8 inches) piled up, paralyzing the city. (AP Photo/Gregorio Borgia)

blackandwtf:

via.

miranda-elspeth:

WHY DO I ALWAYS SAY SUCH AWKWARD THINGS!.

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I need to keep my dreams in my head and not TELL THEM TO PEOPLE AND FREAK THEM OUT. its pretty obvious that I just took it too far. what the HELL MIRANDA

I love hearing your dreams! Especially when I’m “he who shall not be named”. LOL LOL

dailyme:

Red Panda sits at Dusit Zoo in Bangkok, Thailand, Tuesday, Jan 26. 2010. (AP Photo/Sakchai Lalit)

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I want the site to be metallic and cool, like ‘blow your head off’ cool, like the Transformers”

Me: “This is for a wedding photography business, right?”

Client: “So? Optimus Prime can’t shoot a fucking picture?”

dailyme:

Mei Xiang, mother of 4-year-old panda Tai Shan, rolls herself down a snowy hill on Tai Shan’s last day at the National Zoo in Washington, on Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010. Tai Shan, who was born at the zoo in 2005, will be sent to China on Thursday to become part of a breeding program. Under the Smithsonian’s panda loan agreement, any cub born at the zoo must be returned to China for breeding. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

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blackandwtf:

Thanks, Brandon.